Balkenende IV

February 20th, 2010

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The poet Cerberus Platvis responds to the fall of the Balkenende IV administration:

Balkenende! Kikkerkoker extraordinaire! Een meester in slepend leven, slapend waken, krakend voegen. De kreupele bloei van een vertrapt gewas, een monsterlijke vent, klevend aan de macht als een druppel teer, een traag en ondoorzichtig lekkend vat. De sleetse koning van het vermoeide land, die zijn luizig schort een hermelijnen pels waant.

Meedogenloos en onvervroren marst hij met geheven hoofd voort door van armoe grijsgeslagen straten, krassend raspt zijn roestig zwaard over de klinkers, luider dan het verzwakt kindergehuil. Een knobbelig gevolg gebochelden hobbelt winden latend achter hem aan, terwijl de ratten hun neusjes uit de riolen steken waar hij passeert. Want al wat hij aanraakt komt tot bederf en verrotting, deze koning stront, deze graatloze barbeel, deze gierspuitende wanminister. Ga, ga heen, ga ver weg en keer nóóit meer terug.

All four Balkenende administrations have disintegrated before completing their full term.

Koud

January 19th, 2010

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OUT with the COLD, IN with the NEW!

Preview of latest track recorded @ De Zwarte Molen

Old school breaks and acid snakes - this what we mean by rave

Aangenaam

December 31st, 2009

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Prrrrreeeeeview of latest track recorded @ De Zwarte Molen.

PS: Yes there’s still work to do on the mix! Will be all fixed up before release - heus.

The rivers of March

December 11th, 2009

In 2007, I was listening to Spanish radio RNE3 while driving through Spain last week. I was on my way home from Gibraltar, through Andalusia and Valencia, across the Sierra Nevada, along the Costa del Sol and the Costa Blanca. Mountains on my left, the sea on my right, the sun in my eyes. Then this tune came on.

I didn’t think much of it at first. It sounded like just another bit of smooth jazz elevator music. But then it wasn’t. The words drifted like waves in the ocean, constantly coming together and falling apart, sung in a voice not quite happy and not quite sad. It was as if the words sung themselves. And suddenly I could see. I could see the musicians, waiting, counting, nodding to the rhythm within, smiling, smoking, then taking their instruments and letting the music flow, as they had done so many times, and the tune opened up, like a crack in the sky. The music flowed out of the radio like thick creamy milk out of a cow.

I tried to catch the name of the performer or the song, but couldn’t understand any of the Spanish babble. So I wrote down as much of the lyrics as I could without driving the car off a cliff. That was just four words: “Stone”, “Stick”, “Riverbank” and “March”.

What are the odds? I didn’t expect to ever find the song. But it turns out to be a popular Brazilian tune called “The Waters of March”, written by Antonio Carlos “Tom” Jobim, and I found a few versions on YouTube.

The one I had heard is probably this version, in English, sung by Luciano Souza (the video seems to be a homemade holiday video):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_PesTqUxhs

Then I also found a version in the original Portuguese, by Elis Regina - you can see her above. Just look at her face!!

Passoaland

October 22nd, 2009

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The black limousine glides down the gently sloping hill;

the road a grey ribbon through endless fields of sunburnt grass.

In the distance a building rises from the vast plains.

A house white as snow, shimmering like a cold flame on a wizard’s hand.

The ambassador’s wife smiles as she welcomes the guests.

Old friends lock in tight embrace. Wrinkled lips kiss wrinkled faces.

Alcohol and aftershave.

Diplomats, murderers, renegades.

VISIT PASSOALAND

Space is big, space is dark

September 14th, 2009

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Space is big, space is dark, it’s hard to find a place to park

– unknown

Parking along the canals is now so expensive that you can fit a bus in the empty spots.

For those who can afford it, it is convenient. I saw a Porsche Cayenna Turbo S with a license plate from Monaco the other day. Creamy white it was.

I believe cars have been a driving force for social progress - indeed perhaps one of the most democratizing, most emancipatory, most liberating forces of the twentieth century. It is sad to see that they are, once again, becoming a plaything for the rich.

Holiday bar

July 15th, 2009

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From the famous Dutch poet Cerberus Platvis:

Het café is op vakantie

De kastelein die leest

Een lege bar vol lege krukken

Nog niet van hun plek geweest

 

Van de ellebogen aan de toog

Resteert alleen verweerde lak

Een krant ligt netjes opgevouwen

In de hoek een korrel muizenkak

 

Glanzend weerkaatsen de rijen met glazen

Gestapelde sarcofagen van glas

Even klinkt er geen muziek

Zachtjes zoemt het motormechaniek

Dust to dust

July 6th, 2009

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Over the weekend, AWACS died.

AWACS was my first “PC” (as opposed to the Macs and Atari’s I used before), and the first and last computer I ever built from parts.

I bought it as a set of parts from Overseas Computing, perhaps the shadiest, but certainly the least friendly computer equipment retailer ever.

Sure enough, when I got home, it didn’t work. I read the manual and tried a few jumper settings, then spent the rest of the night staring at the dead box.

When I took it back the next day, the store clerk replaced what turned out to be a broken power supply. Instead of apologizing, he gave me a reprimand. “You shouldn’t be doing this if you haven’t done it before!” I still remember this because it struck me as illogical and frankly indefensible at the time, a shining example of everything that is wrong with people in particular and the whole world in general.

But he may have been right in a sense.

I bought a dual Pentium II motherboard. It could seat two Pentium II processors, which was quite advanced at the time. But the processors were quite expensive, so I got just one. The idea was to get another processor when I had more money. Of course that never happened. By the time I was able to buy a second processor, that specific model had become antiquated and possibly even more expensive. It’s best to never think ahead when it comes to technology.

I ended up spending a lot more money, buying a new motherboard and two new Pentium III CPUs in Slot 1 packaging , big heavy slabs of silicon and plastic. The old motherboard I gave to an old friend, someone I first met through the dial-up BBS “Archie” run by the VPRO in the late eighties/early nineties.

AWACS was the last computer my father gave to me. Now after more than a decade of uninterrupted service the plastics have become yellow and brittle and the efficient whirr-click of the drives has turned into a laborious whine. The optical drives died a long time ago.

And this weekend, one of the hard drives died. After some gentle prodding I managed to bring it back to life, sort of. Then I went out and bought a new machine - just the first thing that seemed decent and wasn’t too expensive.

I copied across a decade worth of files, rebooted, and logged in. Everything was there, like nothing ever happened. Machines have no sense of ceremony.

I’ve called the new machine Ripley - after the greatest female character in film ever.

Ode to summer

July 3rd, 2009

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From the famous Dutch poet Cerberus Platvis:

Als je tot laat op het terras kunt zitten bomen met een fles wijn terwijl de stad wordt verzwolgen door een bloedrode schemering en de meisjes gretig de laatste restjes van hun toetjes met Drambuie van hun lippen likken;

Het glinsterende water als zwart fluweel de kademuur streelt en je onbekommerd keuvelend luistert naar haar snakkend gekabbel en gespat in de zware muskusnacht;

Een fonkelende druppel langzaam verdampt in het glanzende donshaar op de schouders van een blonde jongen die aan de rand van het zwembad zit op te drogen;

De felrode hakken van een getrouwde vrouw als kletterende sabels over de stoeptegels glijden en een verborgen gedachte als een schittering door de ogen achter haar zonnebril speelt;

Het grijs van de slapende stad verbleekt onder het geroffel van de bundels licht die zich onverzadigbaar op de muren en de mortel en de raamkozijnen storten om dwars door de ruiten tot in iedere stoffige plooi van de betonnen huizen door te dringen;

Als de lucht in het park trilt van vermoeidheid, het gras dor en geel is van hitte en stof, en de nacht neerdaalt als een kus in het donker…

Dan is het zomer